I'm Not Sure Which One Looks Funnier

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leather,little person,midget,mullet,punk,skinny,wtf
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I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

That Mullet Gives Him Hound Dog Ears

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dog ears,fancy,hair,mullet,old school,tux
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Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Hey, I Got a Quick Question...

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mohawk,mullet,punk,purple
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"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

One Heck of a Shemullet

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hair,mullet,shopping,store
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BEHOLD THE RAPUNZEL MULLET! Or Repullet for short.