Happy Mother's Day! This One's for the Ladies

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chad,half au natural,mullet
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Chad and his mullet just want you to relax, baby. It's hard working being a mom. Shhhhh. There, there. It's all good, babe.

That Family Must Go Through Some Hairspray

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80s,family,hairspray,mullet,teased
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This Man Is A True Patriot

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mullet,patriotism,redneck,sword
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Appalachian Cupid

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bare chested,hillbillies,mullet
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He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.

Footloose Was Based On A True Story

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dancing,footloose,ladder,mullet,portrait,redneck
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I'm Not Sure Which One Looks Funnier

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leather,little person,midget,mullet,punk,skinny,wtf
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I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

That Mullet Gives Him Hound Dog Ears

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dog ears,fancy,hair,mullet,old school,tux
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Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?