mullet

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Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

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He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.

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Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

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By mcveyla
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Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?