Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

Favorite
90s,mullet,nerd,retro,warhammer 40k
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Appalachian Cupid

Favorite
bare chested,hillbillies,mullet
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He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.

All Aboard the S.S. Mullet

Favorite
fast food,mullet,pants,sailor,Subway
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Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

Ghetto Mullet

Favorite
cornrows,half,Hall of Fame,mullet,shaved
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Business in the front, Allan Iverson in the back.