Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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90s,mullet,nerd,retro,warhammer 40k
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Someone Loves Squidbillies

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hair,mullet,squid,squidbillies,tentacles,wig
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Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

That Mullet Gives Him Hound Dog Ears

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dog ears,fancy,hair,mullet,old school,tux
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Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?