Hair ripped straight from the pages of a Dr. Seuss book.

This hairdo isn't so much "Riot Grrrl" as it is "Riot HELL NAW Grrrl" Z-snaps.

Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!

I doubt the "young" part.

Hey there's something in your hair. What is it? Oh, it's just a whole lot of awesome.