"Permission granted, private."

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.

He was asked, so he told.

Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!