This could definitely be categorized as a public disturbance.
Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?
What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"
Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance.
Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background
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