This Mermaid Will Give You Scurvy

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The former owner of the pirate skull died of it.

The Creature From the Black Bathroom

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QUICK, FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET, THEY WILL BE NONE THE WISER.

Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending

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We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!