Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."
I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.
Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!
They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?
You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.
These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.
These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!
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