What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.
Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!
We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.
You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.
I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.
These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!
They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?
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