I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.
You know, metaphors and stuff.
What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.
They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?
We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.
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