It's Celine Dion. No, seriously. I guess this is her attempt at relevancy by going all Ke$ha on us.

FUN GAME TIME: Wear this, then get some very trusting friends to chase you down while "HISSSSSSSSSS"-ing as loud as possible. BONUS POINTS if you carry around a diamond pickaxe.

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

My special defense has been lowered!

Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?