Good Thing Costco Sells Shampoo

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costco,hair,long,poorly dressed,g rated
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I'm Going to Buy Those Nails and Use Them to Build a Roller Coaster for Tiny People

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fingernails,long,nail polish,nails
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It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

When Regular Pointed Toes Just Aren't Pointy Enough

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long,poorly dressed,boots,pointy,cowboy boots
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All the Single Ladies

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beyoncé,long,shirt,testingzone
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You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.