We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!
Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?
Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...
Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.
Feel free to come up with your own (work-safe!) names for this costume in the comments!
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