Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

No no, I mean YOU Mr. Travolta.

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

You're doing God's work by not looking, friend.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!