At Least Leave <i>Something</i> to the Imagination

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But that's okay, it looks like her partner doesn't mind.

No, Keanu, We're Not Doing Another Matrix Movie

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And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

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