Going number two at a music festival: Still not kawaii.

You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.

More importantly: Where can I order tiny tiaras for my pet lizard?

Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!

I mean, how are you supposed to enjoy low low prices while also showing off your gyaru? It's just impossible.