Kriss Kross Was Never Cool, Sorry

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Kriss Kross Was Never Cool, Sorry
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I got it, we'll make super-tight jeans easier to wear by putting the zipper in a really inconvenient space. Brilliant!

McPants McSwag

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McPants McSwag
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Come on now, we know those pants need to be at least three sizes larger to be fitting of that logo.

At Least You've Committed to Your Poor Decisions

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At Least You've Committed to Your Poor Decisions
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Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

Cutoffs? Yes? No?

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Cutoffs? Yes? No?
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In the nether realm between life and death, both ill-fitting jeans and ill-suited cutoffs live simultaneously. Indeed, a terrifying domain.

Pajama Jeans: Douchebag Edition

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Pajama Jeans: Douchebag Edition
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I see how it is, trick all but the observant into thinking that you're wearing real pants when you're in your PJ's all day. Clever, very clever...