For Adventure Awaits!

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Let One Rip

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Even though it might look cute... fashion fail - kittenbackpocket ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

Why Are You Not Wearing Fur Pants?

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Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Finally, A Use For Your Old Jeans

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But can he fly?

How Much Did They Pay Him To Wear That Jacket?

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"Men and teenage boys love to be fashionable too!!"

Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit

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Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

The Message You Want to Send to Whoever You Unzip Your Pants For

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