She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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jeans,shorts,stuffed animal,what
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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

Kriss Kross Was Never Cool, Sorry

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backwards,booty,jeans,pants,zipper
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I got it, we'll make super-tight jeans easier to wear by putting the zipper in a really inconvenient space. Brilliant!

McPants McSwag

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jeans,knockoff,McDonald's,pants
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Come on now, we know those pants need to be at least three sizes larger to be fitting of that logo.