She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times
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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

But I Don't Know Where It's Been!

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But I Don't Know Where It's Been!
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Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

They Charge Extra for the Fake Poo Stains

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They Charge Extra for the Fake Poo Stains
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Or maybe it's supposed to be rust stains. We like the other idea better.