Finally, the Picnic Pants We've Been Asking For

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Finally, the Picnic Pants We've Been Asking For
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I mean, I love picnics, but I just hate getting my food and things next to that gross earth that I'm picnic-ing on. MY SOLUTION HAS ARRIVED.

Tiny Belts Sold Seperately

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Tiny Belts Sold Seperately
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There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times
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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

But I Don't Know Where It's Been!

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But I Don't Know Where It's Been!
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Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?