Rare Bird Specimen Caught On Film

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Rare Bird Specimen Caught On Film
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The leather pompadour is hunted for its hair...and it's jacket.

The Whitest Gang

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The Whitest Gang
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On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

Just Sayin, Ladies

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Just Sayin, Ladies
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"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."

Someone Had Too Many Kryptonite Cheeseburgers

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Someone Had Too Many Kryptonite Cheeseburgers
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Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.

Hipster or Hobo?

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Hipster or Hobo?
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So that's where they got their sense of not caring about how they look!