Instead of Bytes It Streams Pheromones That Attract Mac Users

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But seriously, you're going about the whole dating thing all wrong. There are a million Mac fanatics, but only one of them is Steve Jobs. If you want to attract a rich guy, you need to be much more targeted about it. Otherwise, it's like using a shovel to pick up a fallen contact lens.

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