This Stupid Thing Costs Almost $400

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hood,poorly dressed,ears
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Mexican Wrestlers Get the Best Dates

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coat,hair,hood,mexican wrestling,parties
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The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

Appropriately Enough, Playing Video Games is Pretty Much the Only Thing You Can Do in This Outfit

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jeans,hood,poorly dressed,assassins creed
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Which Side Is Smarter - You Decide

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blow up,doll,dumb,hood,jacket,smart
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They both look clueless to me.

Sure Is a Scorcher Outside

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hat,hood,kkk,ku klux klan
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Better wear a conical white hat to beat the heat: conical to let the head-sweat evaporate more easily, and white to reflect the heat waves.