Sure Is a Scorcher Outside

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Better wear a conical white hat to beat the heat: conical to let the head-sweat evaporate more easily, and white to reflect the heat waves.

Mexican Wrestlers Get the Best Dates

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The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.

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