I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular

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I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular
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And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.

There Was a Horrible Accident at The Curtain Factory

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There Was a Horrible Accident at The Curtain Factory
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Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.

Hipster or Hobo?

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Hipster or Hobo?
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So that's where they got their sense of not caring about how they look!

One Tough Kitty!

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One Tough Kitty!
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Hipsters can't get enough of the Tigger costumes.