Swiss Hipster

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hipster,leggings,overalls,swiss
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I tried yodeling for a while, but everyone else was doing it and I felt there was no real room for growth or "pushing the envelope," to use a tired phrase. I'm experimenting now with different, more guttural syllables - "booga dugga ugga goo" is a personal favorite - and with varying models of instrumentation. The vuvuzela in particular unlocks some key sonic possibilities in the art of yodeling.

I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular

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Bumblebee,converse,glasses,hipster,ponytails
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And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.

There Was a Horrible Accident at The Curtain Factory

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glasses,hipster,my eyes,wtf
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Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.