I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.
Truly this is the style of the fashion patricians.
Five bucks says the rolled-up thing in his pocket is the outline to his Bukowski-esque Coming of Age novel set in the rural midwest.
Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?
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