There Was a Horrible Accident at The Curtain Factory

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Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.

Whoah There Buddy, We Get How Hip You Are

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Five bucks says the rolled-up thing in his pocket is the outline to his Bukowski-esque Coming of Age novel set in the rural midwest.

M.C. Hammer Called...

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...and he says you can keep those hideous things.