Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!
Insert wicked accordion solo here.
As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!
Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.
The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.
"So, what would you say you were going for with this look?"
"Quite simple, 'What if the Red Baron were a lime in a bowler hat?'"