Mollusks Need Not Apply

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Mollusks Need Not Apply
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Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

They Say "Stay Hydrated" During the Warm Months

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They Say "Stay Hydrated" During the Warm Months
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During allergy season it sort of feels like you're underwater all the time, but this may be a little too literal...

Safety First!

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Safety First!
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I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Hair Castle Under Construction

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Hair Castle Under Construction
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Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!