TDW Geek: Knitted Beard Hats of the Day

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TDW Geek: Knitted Beard Hats of the Day
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Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.

Hair Helmet Attached!

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Hair Helmet Attached!
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Buzzing out that little strip really completes the "LEGO Minifig" look.

Near-Hydroplaning Never Looked So Hot

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Near-Hydroplaning Never Looked So Hot
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On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

We're Going to Play a Game: Driving Too Close

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We're Going to Play a Game: Driving Too Close
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Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

It Won't Sink, That's for Sure

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It Won't Sink, That's for Sure
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The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.