I'll Take the Flight That's Headed in the Opposite Direction as That Person

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airport,dress,hello kitty
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Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!

A Rainbow Punched Me in the Eye

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face paint,facepaint,hello kitty,youtube
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The chemicals from all that paint must be leaking to her brain. She can barely keep her eyes open.

Her Head Looks Like a Plasma Ball

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braces,emo,hair,hello kitty
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Oh the wide-eyed youth. Little do they know their hair will look like this again in 70 years, but not on purpose.

The Sanrio Rave Went Splendidly, Yes

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hello kitty,pacifier,rave,sunglasses,what
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I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.