I'm giggling uncontrollably just thinking about them!

Some shoes for the drinking and partying crowd.

She probably had to knock down at least three or four stacks of lead cans to get those hammers, I wouldn't doubt her ability to throw a punch either.

The runway is a full contact sport, people!

She's working on a set of G.I. Joe bracelets right now, actually.

Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...

Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.