My god, look at all that STUFF. Carry-on's going to be a bitch, for her and for everyone sitting next to her.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!

I mean, if his fillings and teeth whitening are half as good as those hair plugs then it will still be more pleasant than most trips to the dentist!

Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!