Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?
...or maybe a lesbradoodle
My god, look at all that STUFF. Carry-on's going to be a bitch, for her and for everyone sitting next to her.
The best dates are the ones who go by the "close your eyes and smear lipstick all over your face" philosophy. It's very popular south of the border.
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