That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGE

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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

The Color Contrast Here is Amazing

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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

Duck Lips Counteract the Nerd Glasses, Sorry

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Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

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