Jersey Idiots

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As it Turns Out, a Wine Dress Just Looks Like a Flesh Dress!

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Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

No Ma'am You Can Not!

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That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

Don't Get Distracted, Look Her in the Eyes

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I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

Soon to Collapse From Being Too Much of a Hipster

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The Stripes Help Not One Bit

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Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

Proabably Won't Snap

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