I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

Perfect for that Mary Roach-loving physiology major in your life!

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

I thought the same thing until I met your mother...