Especially not there. What were they thinking?
Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.
I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.
Perfect for that Mary Roach-loving physiology major in your life!
You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!
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