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Untitled

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MildlyAmused

How Did He Even Squeeze in There?

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Uncle Creepy's Coming to Stay for a While

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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Trike Accidents are Rough

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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

I'm Too Sexy for This Foil

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