They Named Him Midas

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costume,dogs,pitbulls,royalty,king midas,gold
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In Case Your Uggs Needed More DISCO FLAIR

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disco,gold,shoes,uggs
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As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

Taxi! Take me Back to Queens!

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gold,metallics,modes of transportation,swimwear
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I'm Too Sexy for This Foil

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gold,foil,party dresses
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Studded Gold Armor Gives You +3 Charisma

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bodysuit,gold,studded
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Trike Accidents are Rough

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Blood,fall,gold,make up,scaly,trike
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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

Golden Cat

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bad makeup,gold,jumpsuits,outdoor activities,what you do on weekends is your own business
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