Glitter Is the Best Taste

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glitter,gold,shoe
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Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

Uncle Creepy's Coming to Stay for a While

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farrah fawcett,gold,leather,pants
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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Historical Accuracy...

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belts,dress,gold,makeup,ren fair
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I know the further back in time you go the more belts people wore. Keeping your pants up and your dresses down was a real problem in the 14th century.

Trike Accidents are Rough

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Blood,fall,gold,make up,scaly,trike
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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

I Am the King of Mesh Shirts!

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bad idea,drunk,gold,mesh,wig
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Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?

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