I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular

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And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.

There Was a Horrible Accident at The Curtain Factory

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Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.

Somebody's Got Bieber Fever

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I'll bet good money that this kid probably doesn't want this seen on the internet... Oh well!

Polyester Disaster

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This is shocking and I'm no talking about static electricity.

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