You're Going to Get a Little Muddy

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You're Going to Get a Little Muddy
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This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

Only The Colorblind Will Be Saved

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Only The Colorblind Will Be Saved
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The rest will have the color pink seared into their retinas until Judgement Day.

Frillmatic

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Frillmatic
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We also wanted to go with Straight Outta Swan Lake, Reasonable Dress, and Lace After Death, but Nas doesn't get enough love, people.

This Bush Is Fabulous!

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This Bush Is Fabulous!
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I know this is Richard Simmons, but this, this is going too far.