Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!
I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.
Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.
Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!
You know, metaphors and stuff.
What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.
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