Might Want Another Seat Belt, For Your Pants

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airplane,fat,plane,safety first,seat belt
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Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

"What, It's Just Some Chicks in BikiOH GOD"

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fat,g rated,oh god,photobomb,poorly dressed,when you see it
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Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

I Think I'll Just Read a Book Instead

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fat,internet,nerds,no thanks,wizard
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I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

Not Even Big Ben Wants Her

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fat,Hall of Fame,number 7,Roethlisberger,steelers
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The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

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