Because You've Always Wanted a Hot Dog Strapped to Your Belt

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Onions are so last millennium.

Cute Kid You've Got There

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Want to Wear a Fanny Pack, But Fear It's Not Manly Enough?

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Try the Man Sack!

Yes, This IS What I'm Wearing...

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...what's the problem?

This Fanny Pack- Excuse Me, Waist Bag- Costs $198

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He Called Himself Kotton Kandy

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SHOWTIME!

I have nothing more to say.

Always Match Your Horn With Your Fanny Pack

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