John, Go Change Your Shoes

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John, Go Change Your Shoes
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This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

Conan Knows How to Flaunt It

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When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.