Look at him. Look at him being all jealous of you. He's not even supposed to show emotion!
I mean, it's mostly just a vicious rumor. Cool people don't need corrective lenses anyway.
This reminds me of that time somebody was trying to call me out for having a fake Louis Vuitton bag. I mean, the snakeskin had only JUST started to fall off after a week, that doesn't mean it's fake!