You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

The chemicals from all that paint must be leaking to her brain. She can barely keep her eyes open.

Woman who took the word "cougar" waaaay beyond

I don't think that word on your shirt is really Spanish, hombre.