Eyebrows? Fake and gross.
Lips? Fake and gross.
Fingernails? Fake and gross.
But it was too low-brow.
Forehead sponsored by NOKIA.
I'm pretty sure Crayola has a special package just for these. Specialized felt tips and whatnot.
Some days, you just want to let your makeup determine your emotional expression. Emoting is hard work!
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