Pucker Up, Big Boy

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Pucker Up, Big Boy
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Eyebrows? Fake and gross. Lips? Fake and gross. Fingernails? Fake and gross.

Soul Patch? We've Got a Marker For That

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Soul Patch? We've Got a Marker For That
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I'm pretty sure Crayola has a special package just for these. Specialized felt tips and whatnot.