Eyebrows? Fake and gross. Lips? Fake and gross. Fingernails? Fake and gross.

But it was too low-brow.

Forehead sponsored by NOKIA.

I'm pretty sure Crayola has a special package just for these. Specialized felt tips and whatnot.

Some days, you just want to let your makeup determine your emotional expression. Emoting is hard work!

Sometimes a lot is too much.